Spectre

spectre

Hey, here’s Daniel Craig looking especially James Bondish. Picture ripped off from Mobile Movie Man on WordPress.

My review of Spectre:

1.  The opening credits seem to have been inspired by that hentai octopus stuff. I find that somewhat disturbing. However, it seemed to be consensual octopus stuff, so I guess that’s okay.

2.  I will go see any movie that has Dave Bautista and Andrew Scott as bad guys. Actually, I’ll go see any movie with Andrew Scott.

3.  I think it’s good to participate in traditional American activities like watching guys fight in a helicopter on a traditional American holiday like Veteran’s Day. They were actually British guys, but that’s okay.

4.  I really think it takes more than 12 hours for people to fall in love with each other.

5.  I don’t understand how he got in that airplane and got it up in the air so fast. Did I fall asleep for a minute?

Conclusion: This movie was 2 1/2 hours long. I think I should have got a medium rather than a small Coke, because then it might have lasted through the whole movie.

Disclaimer: If you don’t know what hentai octopus stuff is, I will not be held responsible for what happens to your soul if you google it and click on “images.”

Sea Wall (2012)

Well, I’m a big Andrew Scott fan, so I thought I’d check out this film version of a short one-man play by Simon Stephens.

Pros: Extremely well-written and with an amazing performance by Andrew Scott.

Cons: It crushed my soul.

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If you too want to have your soul crushed, I think the only place you can see it is at its website. It’s about 30 minutes long and I think you can rent it or buy it there. To me, it was a pretty mesmerizing 30 minutes and definitely worth the few bucks it cost to see it. Photo came from Anglonerd on WordPress.